M*A*S*H: Season 3

20th Century Fox (1974)

Comedy, War
 /   / Color / 612 mins
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Plot

The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the doctors, nurses, administrators, and soldiers often find ways of making wartime life bearable.

Cast

Alan Alda Capt. Benjamin Franklin Pierce
Loretta Swit Maj. Margaret Houlihan
Wayne Rogers Capt. McIntyre
McLean Stevenson Lt. Col. Henry Blake
William Christopher Father Francis Mulcahy
Jamie Farr Cpl. Maxwell Klinger
Gary Burghoff Cpl. Walter O'Reilly
Mike Farrell Capt. B.J. Hunnicut
Larry Linville Maj. Frank Burns
Harry Morgan Col. Sherman Potter
David Ogden Stiers Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III

Crew

Director
Alan Alda
Jackie Cooper
Producer Gene Reynolds , Burt Metcalfe
Writer Richard Hooker , Ring Lardner Jr.

Episodes

Disc 01

1
The General Flipped at Dawn
30 mins  10/09/1974
The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter.

Director:  Larry Gelbart 

Writer:  Everett Greenbaum  / Jim Fritzell 

Guest starring:  Harry Morgan, Teddy Wilson, Brad Trumbull, Dennis Erdman

2
Rainbow Bridge
30 mins  17/09/1974
As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar, and Klinger into enemy territory. Frank almost botches the swap when he brings a squirt gun to the exchange. Fortunately, the Chinese Dr. Lin Tam has a sense of humor; he went to the University of Illinois, after all.

Director:  Hy Averback 

Writer:  Larry Gelbart  / Laurence Marks 

Guest starring: Mako, Loudon Wainwright

3
Officer of the Day
30 mins  24/09/1974
While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg.

Director:  Hy Averback 

Writer:  Laurence Marks 

Guest starring: Tad Horino, Mitchell Sakamoto, Norman Hamano, Mary Katherine Peters, Tom Lawrence

4
Iron Guts Kelly
30 mins  01/10/1974
General 'Iron Guts' Kelly arrives for an inspection, and ends up dying in Margaret's tent. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General's aide smuggle him out of camp. The next day he is reported killed at the front, as that is where he would have wanted to die.

Director:  Don Weis 

Writer:  Larry Gelbart  / Sid Dorfman 

Guest starring: Keene Curtis, Alberta Jay, James Gregory

5
O.R.
30 mins  08/10/1974
The OR is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops in during the deluge, and is dragged into the fray by Hawkeye.

Director:  Gene Reynolds 

Writer:  Larry Gelbart  / Laurence Marks 

Guest starring: Bobby Herbeck, Orlando Dole, Jeanne Schuller

6
Springtime
30 mins  15/10/1974
When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse, while a grateful patient won't leave Hawkeye alone, and even threatens Major Burns.

Director:  Don Weis 

Writer:  Linda Bloodworth-Thomason  / Mary Kay Place 

Guest starring:  Alex KarrasMary Kay Place, Greg Mabrey

7
Check-Up
30 mins  22/10/1974
Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation, which forces him to stay.

Director:  Don Weis 

Writer:  Laurence Marks 

8
Life With Father
30 mins  29/10/1974
Mail from home worries Henry that Lorraine may be seeing other men. Father Mulcahy presides over a Jewish circumcision ceremony for the Korean-born son of a US GI.

Director:  Hy Averback 

Writer:  Everett Greenbaum  / Jim Fritzell 

Guest starring: Sachiko Penny Lee

Disc 02

9
Alcoholics Unanimous
30 mins  12/11/1974
Henry's departure to Tokyo leaves Major Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot amongst the camp, especially from Hawkeye and Trapper.

Director:  Hy Averback 

Writer:  Everett Greenbaum  / Jim Fritzell 

10
There is Nothing Like a Nurse
30 mins  19/11/1974
The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone's spirits whilst they are gone. Hawkeye: "The plot thins. Watch the cake sue for malpractice when Frank cuts into it."

Director:  Hy Averback 

Writer:  Larry Gelbart 

Guest starring: Loudon Wainwright, Jeanne Schuller

11
Adam's Ribs
30 mins  26/11/1974
Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. Trapper calls a woman he spent a weekend with to pick up the ribs, and then they get choppered in. Unfortunately, right as they're sitting down to eat, wounded arrive, and Hawkeye is forced to postpone sinking his teeth into his beloved ribs.

Director:  Gene Reynolds 

Writer:  Laurence Marks 

Guest starring: Basil Hoffman, Joseph Stern

12
A Full Rich Day
30 mins  03/12/1974
Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batiste LeClerc, and of a gun-happy officer.

Director:  Gene Reynolds 

Writer:  John D. Hess 

Guest starring: William Watson, Sirri Murad, Curt Lowens, Michael Keller

13
Mad Dogs and Servicemen
30 mins  10/12/1974
A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch, so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of hysterical paralysis.

Director:  Hy Averback 

Writer:  Linda Bloodworth-Thomason  / Mary Kay Place 

Guest starring:  Michael O'Keefe, Shizuko Hoshi, Arthur Song

14
Private Charles Lamb
30 mins  31/12/1974
A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. Bu the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit - a lamb, which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medical discharge and sends home to Ottumwa, Iowa. Thus, Hawkeye and Trapper invent the famed Spam Lamb! Meanwhile, a soldier who had shot himself to get out of the army confesses to Frank, thinking he is Father Mulcahy.

Director:  Hy Averback 

Writer:  Larry Gelbart  / Sid Dorfman 

Guest starring: Ted Eccles, Titos Vandis

15
Bombed
30 mins  07/01/1975
The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening "friendly fire" incident. Trapper and Margaret get trapped in the Supply Tent together. Frank's jealousy of Trapper drives him to propose to Margaret.

Director:  Hy Averback 

Writer:  Everett Greenbaum  / Jim Fritzell 

Guest starring: Louisa Moritz, Edward Marshall

16
Bulletin Board
30 mins  14/01/1975
Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture, with Hawkeye's and Trapper's heckling, a Shirley Temple movie, and a cookout.

Director:  Alan Alda 

Writer:  Larry Gelbart 

Disc 03

17
The Consultant
30 mins  21/01/1975
Dr. Borelli visits the 4077th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. Unfortunately, being so close to the front at the 4077th causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time - when a patient needs the transplant.

Director:  Gene Reynolds 

Writer:  Robert Klane  / Larry Gelbart 

Guest starring: Robert Alda, Joseph Maher, Tad Horino

18
House Arrest
30 mins  04/02/1975
Hawkeye hits Major Burns and Houlihan is a witness. Despite Hawkeye and Trapper's claims that it wasn't intentional, Frank makes allegations against Hawkeye, and he is put in house arrest facing court martial. A female colonel is sent to inspect the nurses. When she cries "Rape!" when Burns visits her tent, Houlihan recants her story, and Burns, not Hawkeye, ends up under house arrest.

Director:  Hy Averback 

Writer:  Everett Greenbaum  / Jim Fritzell 

Guest starring:  Mary Wickes

19
Aid Station
30 mins  11/02/1975
Hawkeye, Houlihan, and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions, the three return to camp with new found respect for one another.

Director:  William Jurgensen 

Writer:  Larry Gelbart  / Simon Muntner 

20
Love and Marriage
30 mins  18/02/1975
Hawkeye and Trapper prevent a GI from marrying a call girl who has TB, whilst trying to help a Korean soldier join his pregnant wife. Radar, of course, provides his usual invaluable help.

Director:  Lee Philips 

Writer:  Arthur Julian 

Guest starring: Pat Li, Robert, Jeanne Joe, Dennis Dugan

21
Big Mac
30 mins  25/02/1975
The camp prepares for a visit from General MacArthur. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General's jeep drives through the camp. MacArthur is so impressed, he salutes!

Director:  Don Weis 

Writer:  Laurence Marks 

Guest starring: Graham Jarvis, Loudon Wainwright, Bob Courtleigh, Jeanne Schullerr

22
Payday
30 mins  04/03/1975
Frank buys two sets of Pearl's, one for Margaret and one for his wife. After some talk, Radar gets Hawkeye $3,000 in lost earnings, Hawkeye gives it to Mulcahy for the orphans, but then the army wants the money back. Trapper wins big at poker after using Hawkeye's watch as a stake, so Hawkeye takes his winnings to avoid a stay in the honeymoon suite of The Stockade Hilton.

Director:  Hy Averback 

Writer:  Larry Gelbart  / Simon Muntner 

Guest starring: Jack Soo, Eldon Quick, Mary Katherine Peters, Bobbie Mitchell, Leland Sun, Pat Marshall, Johnny Haymer

23
White Gold
30 mins  11/03/1975
Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

Director:  Larry Gelbart 

Writer:  Everett Greenbaum  / Jim Fritzell 

Guest starring: Hilly Hicks,  Stafford Repp, Michael A. Salcido, Daniel Thorpe, Edward Winter

24
Abyssinia, Henry
30 mins  18/03/1975
Actually, we won't. One of the classic M*A*S*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrageous tropical outfit, and gets Henry to zip him up, and he gets a kiss Margaret. He gives Radar a hug and his last order, and departs by helicopter. In the traumatic and shocking last scene, a devastated Radar announces that Henry has been killed when his plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan.

Director:  Larry Gelbart 

Writer:  Everett Greenbaum  / Jim Fritzell 

Guest starring: Kimiko Hiroshige, Virginia Lee, Cherylene Lee, Ray Poss

Edition Details

Edition 3 Disc Collector's Edition
Series M*A*S*H
Distributor 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
Release Date 15/03/2004
Packaging Custom Case
Screen Ratio Fullscreen (4:3)
Subtitles English; French
Layers Single Side, Dual Layer
No. of Disks/Tapes 3

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